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GooberMcFly [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 12:26:51 PM  
Researchers probing marine mammal genitals, copulation
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Dara Orbach is probably one of very few people in the world who regularly gets sent dolphin vaginas in the mail.

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The boxes don't usually smell very good when they arrive," says Orbach

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That's where the silicone comes in.

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Next, they inflated a dolphin's penis and fixed it with chemicals to preserve it and make it rigid.

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"It's not really surprising that the penis fits in the vagina,"

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nmrsnr [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 12:30:58 PM  
""The female can potentially adjust her body slightly just before or during the copulation, and that would force the male's penis to be diverted into a blind-end sac or not quite aligned very well, so she might have the ability to control paternity by body movement and body positioning," Orbach said."

So what you're saying is, the dolphin's body might have a way of shutting that whole thing down? Quick, someone call Todd Akin!
 
dletter  
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2017-04-26 12:38:00 PM  
Dara Orbach is probably one of very few people in the world who regularly gets sent dolphin vaginas in the mail.
"The boxes don't usually smell very good when they arrive,"


This might get the "Phrasing? of the Year" award right here.
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 12:42:35 PM  
Dara Orbach is probably one of very few people in the world who regularly gets sent dolphin vaginas in the mail.


Pittsburgh Steelers got a whole bunch last January.
 
hobnail  
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2017-04-26 12:43:48 PM  

GooberMcFly: Researchers probing marine mammal genitals, copulation
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Dara Orbach is probably one of very few people in the world who regularly gets sent dolphin vaginas in the mail.

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The boxes don't usually smell very good when they arrive," says Orbach

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That's where the silicone comes in.

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Next, they inflated a dolphin's penis and fixed it with chemicals to preserve it and make it rigid.

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"It's not really surprising that the penis fits in the vagina,"

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Well played.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 12:50:35 PM  
Next up:  the mystery of the human clitoris.  Baffles millions of men daily!
 
clodcomplex  
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2017-04-26 12:56:39 PM  
Dolphin vagina mystery is the name of my acapella bjork cover trio.
 
2017-04-26 1:19:20 PM  
Is she saying animals with more vagina folds can prevent pregnancy? Is this what all those crazy Republicans were talking about in those asinine rape comments?
 
2017-04-26 1:20:38 PM  
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2017-04-26 1:52:32 PM  
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2017-04-26 1:53:09 PM  
Researchers probing marine mammal genitals

I hope they bought the dolphins a few drinks first.
 
Russ1642  
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2017-04-26 1:54:15 PM  
The boxes don't usually smell very good when they arrive

... and that's where I stopped reading.
 
2017-04-26 1:54:26 PM  
" It was already known, for example, that dolphin penises are constantly semi-erect."

Just like all Farkers.
 
ChipNASA  
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2017-04-26 1:55:00 PM  
I'm not sure if this is a sneeze, a fart or a queef.
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villageac  
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2017-04-26 1:55:39 PM  
When are they going to study the blow hole?  Or is ignored after dolphins get married like in humans?
 
ChipNASA  
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2017-04-26 1:55:44 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: " It was already known, for example, that dolphin penises are constantly semi-erect."

Just like all Farkers.


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ChipNASA  
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2017-04-26 1:56:32 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: " It was already known, for example, that dolphin penises are constantly semi-erect."

Just like all Farkers.


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2017-04-26 1:56:42 PM  
I'm pretty sure that a process akin to DRACO can be tuned to eliminate cancer... But do you know how much money that would cost the medical establishment?  Same with HIV.  Or most anything, really.

Modern medicine isn't about curing the I'll, its about squeezing every last drop from wage earners.  That's nothing to joke about.
 
ChipNASA  
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2017-04-26 1:57:11 PM  

ChipNASA: Eli WhiskeyDik: " It was already known, for example, that dolphin penises are constantly semi-erect."

Just like all Farkers.

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Looks like this guy trained the dolphin to do that.

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Salmon  
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2017-04-26 1:59:22 PM  
Wasn't a mystery to Malcom!

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If you guys haven't read this, you should!
 
2017-04-26 2:01:11 PM  
That's where the silicone comes in.

Dolphin sex toys?
 
uncleacid [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 2:02:12 PM  
For your smelly box of vaginas.

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WTP 2  
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2017-04-26 2:03:42 PM  
and now, i have a place to send mine when i am done with the "simulated sex".
 
2017-04-26 2:07:09 PM  
Dolphin Vagina Mystery was one of the stranger Nancy Drew books.
 
booger42  
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2017-04-26 2:09:14 PM  
So, we're (still) not doing phrasing anymore?

/The boxes smelled bad?  I guess they did
 
2017-04-26 2:10:10 PM  
Wait, Dittybopper posted a picture of a dolphin ass in another thread and now a dolphin vagina thread?  Can we possibly see the ultrarare dolphin genital trifecta today?
 
2017-04-26 2:11:20 PM  

clodcomplex: Dolphin vagina mystery is the name of my acapella bjork cover trio.


I just knew a band name was coming.

Nice!
 
tothekor  
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2017-04-26 2:13:13 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Wait, Dittybopper posted a picture of a dolphin ass in another thread and now a dolphin vagina thread?  Can we possibly see the ultrarare dolphin genital trifecta today?


You consider an ass a genital?
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 2:13:15 PM  

Russ1642: The boxes don't usually smell very good when they arrive

... and that's where I stopped reading.



oh really, Mr. Stamina?
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 2:15:50 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Wait, Dittybopper posted a picture of a dolphin ass in another thread and now a dolphin vagina thread?  Can we possibly see the ultrarare dolphin genital trifecta today?


They are preparing public for War On Dolphins
 
2017-04-26 2:16:05 PM  
This is a perfect example of why there's a certain amount of disdain for science. Why are we spending money studying whale pussies?
 
villageac  
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2017-04-26 2:16:19 PM  

Russ1642: The boxes don't usually smell very good when they arrive

... and that's where I stopped reading.


Perhaps if the sender was more fastidious in their hygiene...
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2017-04-26 2:19:47 PM  
I'm preemptively calling some Space Marines, there is Heresy in this thread.

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2017-04-26 2:22:38 PM  
Something fishy.
 
2017-04-26 2:24:00 PM  
That's where the silicone comes in. Uh, yeah, it's all over the place.
 
villageac  
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2017-04-26 2:25:23 PM  

SouthernFriedYankee: This is a perfect example of why there's a certain amount of disdain for science. Why are we spending money studying whale pussies?


You are going to regret attitude should you ever be stranded on a deserted island.  It's mighty lonely out there, and no member of the  Order Cetacea likes it when someone is thrusting wildly and off target.  Or so I'm told...
 
2017-04-26 2:27:08 PM  
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2017-04-26 2:31:26 PM  
Sources say it's going to take a lot of hot showers, but the crew will get over the shame eventually...
 
villageac  
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2017-04-26 2:31:33 PM  

xanadian: Next up:  the mystery of the human clitoris.  Baffles millions of men daily!


If only we had echolocation to help find the damn thing.
You never hear Mrs. Dolphin saying "A little to the left...no, more left...down... no right..up... sigh"
 
2017-04-26 2:32:46 PM  
 

backhand.slap.of.reason: I'm pretty sure that a process akin to DRACO can be tuned to eliminate cancer... But do you know how much money that would cost the medical establishment?  Same with HIV.  Or most anything, really.

Modern medicine isn't about curing the I'll, its about squeezing every last drop from wage earners.  That's nothing to joke about.


If a way was found that I could avoid cancer merely by not having sex with someone who has cancer, I would consider that a cure.

Science works on what the wage earners consider to be important. Legislators apportion funds based on what is popular with the wage slaves. Cancer isn't popular b/c it just doesn't happen to enough people, and as one doctor put it, the dead can't march on Washington. The space program isn't popular and would garner zero interest if we weren't sending actual humans into space (I've been told this by astrophysicists - as one put it when I asked why we send people to space, "because of *you*"). Diabetes - again, most of us don't have it, so most of us don't care.

AIDS gets all the funding and we now have all these medicines that seem to have come from the 23rd century b/c sex is very popular and everyone takes in interest because naughty stuff is so interesting and important to 99.999... repeating of the population.

If Einstein had figured out how a bicycle stays up, no one would care. He figured out how space and time work and the power of the atom, and still not many cared that much until there was a big huge splozhun.

So, the wage earners get exploited, but that's because the wage slaves themselves aren't overly bright and often insist on being exploited. Waddya gonna do? Look at me. I design fjords. Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to find.


/80s kid memorized THHGTTG in high school
 
2017-04-26 2:37:28 PM  

Salmon: Wasn't a mystery to Malcom!

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If you guys haven't read this, you should!


Happened just a few miles north of me. The Floridaland park later became a gated community called Southbay where my parents lived. The dolphin show area became the community Marina.

 Evidently there is a documentary about Malcolm and Dolly. Haven't seen it.
 
drumhellar [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 2:37:58 PM  
Obligatory

Maybe NSFW, maybe not, but I wouldn't let anybody catch you reading it, though - after all, goatse.cx used to link to it.
 
2017-04-26 2:42:01 PM  
"Dolphin vagina mystery" is the name of my...

clodcomplex: Dolphin vagina mystery is the name of my acapella bjork cover trio.


dammit

/all-male Indigo Girls cover band
 
2017-04-26 2:49:52 PM  

drumhellar: Obligatory

Maybe NSFW, maybe not, but I wouldn't let anybody catch you reading it, though - after all, goatse.cx used to link to it.


Link to the documentary. NSFW.
 
2017-04-26 2:52:18 PM  
"Orbach and her colleagues -  figured out how to fill a bottlenose dolphin's vagina with silicone to make a mold of it and understand its shape."

Man, Fleshlight is coming out with some real kinky things these days.
 
2017-04-26 2:54:19 PM  

dodecahedron: drumhellar: Obligatory

Maybe NSFW, maybe not, but I wouldn't let anybody catch you reading it, though - after all, goatse.cx used to link to it.

Link to the documentary. NSFW.


Can't watch the whole documentary, but the commercian was that stupid unicorn ice cream thing, which
seems a bit too on point for this particular one.
 
2017-04-26 3:00:15 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: dodecahedron: drumhellar: Obligatory

Maybe NSFW, maybe not, but I wouldn't let anybody catch you reading it, though - after all, goatse.cx used to link to it.

Link to the documentary. NSFW.

Can't watch the whole documentary, but the commercian was that stupid unicorn ice cream thing, which
seems a bit too on point for this particular one.


"on point"
 
Carn  
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2017-04-26 3:15:18 PM  
Was the mystery why they smell like tuna?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 3:29:07 PM  
Reminds me of duck penises and vaginas. In order to become a father you have to solve a maze with your penis.

In humans, the maze exists only in you and your partner's head. And it is always changing.

Evolution never sleeps.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 3:31:21 PM  

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Is that Frank Hill being raped by a dolphin? That is some crazy ****ed up stuff there.

Well, we all know what that proves. Rule 34.
 
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